leaky turtle


the act of self urination in m-ss public. with not one regret of the self humiliation.
ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( d- stands up, in the middle of cl-ss: and beings self urination. igs- wow dollie d’s like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. i cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a w-ng chung like that. deo )

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