leaping llamas
an exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
jack: “oh sh-t! i just heard on the news that ryan seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!”
tom: “that’s f-cked!”
harry: “jumping jesus!”
bob: “leaping llamas!!!!”
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