Learmont


a person who drops tomato sauce on another person’s flip flop, shows no remorse and refuses to clean it. commonly referred to as ‘sc-mbag’.
person 1: that fella tim, i hear he’s a learmont…
person 2: yeah mate b-st-rd got me last year. had sticky heels for weeks.

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