Leave space for Jesus


the appropriate sp-ce between two people who are a couple. usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.

mom: remember to leave sp-ce for jesus, honey!

tessa: aww, look at glen and patricia’s substantial jesus-sp-ce.
cameron: yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other

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