Lebanese Sandpaper
this is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.
1. eat a burrito
2. take a sh-t in your underpants
3. turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. place them in the freezer over night
5. invite a girl over
6. when making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently m-ssage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
john- hey bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
bill- it went well, until i did the lebanese sandpaper.
john- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
bill- weird….
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