lebonfire
a group of cavalier fans using lebron james jerseys as the main source of fuel for a bonfire after he leaves cleveland.
cleveland fan: f-ck! lebron went to the knicks.
other cleveland fan: fml. time for a lebonfire.
cleveland fan: yea f-ck that douchebag, i only liked him because he reminded me of a giant gay less-talented super douche c-nt-nugget queef-tickle -ss-goblin cry baby version of the greatest athlete ever, kobe bryant.
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