a magical version of lebron shrek
the lebrek ate his delicious onions.
- l*st waiting
l-st waiting is when someone waits in l-st for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed. “dude, i’ve been l-st waiting all night, and i don’t even have a girlfriend! i need a life…”
lyden is someone who is always making you laugh and you always have a fun time when your with him but sometimes he’s a little mean lol, lyden that was so funny funny weird
an urban legendary creature honing special abilities to attract and capture p-ssy in seconds. (mr. steal your bae) “what is that in my girlfriends bedroom window?” rob asks. “that there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance,” ron answers. rob,”sh-t!”
- medical school entrance exam
when i was young i decided i wanted to be a doctor, so i took the entrance exam to go to medical school. one of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters “pneis” into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. those who answered […]
- metal curtain
a girl’s v-g-n- when her cl-t is pierced. when i went down on that girl, i nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.