Lebron James

to bail out on your team when times get tough.
this team sucks, i’m going to pull a lebron james and sign with a different team.
lebron james come from the greek words “le”, which mean “to f-ck”, “bron” which mean “in the -ss” and “jai-més” which means “and run away like a little b-tch because you know you didn’t — and can’t — get the job done”
examples of use:

delante west: “hey lebron! i lebron james’d your mom last night!!!”
lebron: “yea, my mom was p-ssed… but that’s ok… mo williams finished the job and i’m gonna lebron james cleveland next week!”
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miami heat announcer: “miamiiiii!!! aaaare you readyyyy to get lebroned?”
time to clean the slate on the lebron james definition. a pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the nba. his departure to the heat was truly disgraceful to cleveland. he decided to announce his move in a cl-ssless fashion which is a big f-ck you, with no proper goodbye to cleveland. he whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his b-tt buddies. his explanation for all of this was a lie.

queen james’ decision to sign with the heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, dwyane fade and christy bosh were on the u.s. team in the olympics. turns out lebron could have gotten a championship with the cavs, he just decided to quit like a f-cking b-tch in the playoffs (2009 vs magic; 2010 vs celtics.). the 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don’t give a squirt of p-ss about basketball.

he didn’t wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. your mother would sure as h-ll not be okay with you blowing up half of a u.s. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.

and thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! and not only that cleveland and akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a f-cking rig. he’s never going to be on par with jordan and kobe.
miami fan: hahaha we got lebron james and cleveland sucks!
cleveland fan: nooooo. now that you got lebron, miami sucks. oh and they just lost again. throw another jersey on the fire.
see narcissist
guy 1: lebron james is making his decision during a 1 hour special on espn thursday night.

guy 2: what a pr-ck
synonymous with b-tch or p-ssy. one who is disloyal and narcissistic. could not win t-tle in his hometown so he decided to try and buy a championship.
dude dont pull a lebron james and abandon me like that.
to dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.
guy 1:yo did you here ben sh-t on karens chest and left her for that stacy chick from miami?

guy 2:yeah he really gave her the ole’ lebron james
an ovverated piece of sh-t who doesnt p-ss the ball who got the 2009 mvp award even though it should have been dwayne wade.
lebron james is a c-nt

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