Lechilldo
n: the fine art of extracting mothers milk via natural methods and then immediately freezing in a sheepskin condom at absolute 0 later to be used and garnished as a s-x toy for a bevy of bis-xual sphincters and orifices. the lechilldo is a direct cousin to the alaskan pipeline and is encouraged to be utilized in unison simultaneously both professionally and in practice.
after sp-wning a litter of runt quintuplets, gina has had a surplus of mothers milk which has allowed her to open quite the successful side business of fleecing lechilldo’s on the black market to spoiled, smitten teenage girls at maple grove senior high
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