Leem-Bruggen
(originating from holland, literally translating as sh-t-w-nk) where a person hovering above a toilet defecates whilst masturbating, and attempts to perfectly time his -j-c-l-t–n so it lands on the excrement before touching the water of the toilet.
person 1: ‘dude did you hear about alex in the toilet at chantelle’s?’
person 2: ‘yeah apparantly he pulled off the leem-bruggen? amazing!’
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