Left Boob
the scheming left breast, always b-tching to the heart about the inadequacies of boyfriends and husbands.
this disloyal b–b is known to squash and deny all s-xual activities by convincing the heart the man is the devil.
dude i got this girl to her room last night, but i was c-ck-blocked by the left b–b again!
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