left turn


arguably the most exciting part of watching professional racing.
“yeah, so we were watching the grand prix yesterday when something amazing happened. you’ll never guess. they made a left turn! oh my god, that was exhilarating!”
an unexpected change in events.
“once she drank her third drink, the evening took a left turn.”
1rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2the act of: after getting to first base (kissing), moving closer to second base
3definition 1, in a car, requiring the p-ssing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
1 i was about to walk into canada, so i made and left turn went east, towards oregon, as fast as i could, eh?

2 dude, i was making out with this girl at a party, but when i tried to make a left turn, she b-tch-slapped me!

3 i was driving to mcdonalds, and i made a left turn. i was f-cking hit three times before i could get my big mac!

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