leftector
any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).
here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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first, ask him a question: “do you like mcdonald?”.
if the answer is “no”, probably he is a leftist.
then ask the second question: “why?”
if the answer is “because it tastes like sh-t”, then he’s not leftist. he’s a normal person. i too dislike mcdonald.
if the answer is “because it’s blulrbb… mega corporation… blurb… american imperialism… blurb… global capitalism… blurb”…, then… there you got your leftist.
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