leg sex
when a h-rny man can’t get s-x from his wife so he settles for leg s-x; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your p-n-s with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
“baby can we get freaky tonight, no! i’m tired . . . how bout some leg s-x? oh alright”
1. when a dog gets it on with your leg
2. when a politician gets it on with your leg
1. “roinks, raggy! i rawnna rump your reg!” – scooby doo
2. “nyeeer, hya hya! gimme another hump, georgy!” – john howard
when a person penetrates the v-g-n- with his/her leg and wiggles it a bit
will you leg s-x me up a bit?
your toes turn me on, put your leg in a bit?
foot me?…hard?
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