legal-industrial complex
legal-industral complex (n): the tendancy for a system of laws to become self-reinforcing and ever-increasingly complicated in order to provide continual employment for legal professionals. the legal-industrial complex is especially prominent in the united states, where a disproportionately high number of educated individuals choose to become lawyers as a default career path and/or attend law school without having much idea of what they actually want to do with a law degree, the result of which is a lawyer for roughly every hundred people.
joe bob: “have you decided what to do with your liberal arts degree yet?”
mary jane: “well, in an economy like this, there are no jobs available for people with my training. so i guess i’ll go to law school.”
joe bob: “wow, you’re going to become part of the legal-industrial complex.”
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