Legend of Zelda


only the best game series to have ever been invented, this was developed and published by nintendo. it started in 1987 and since then has been better and better. the latest was scheduled to come out in 2015 but was postponed to 2016 to make it better than before, and it is going to be best f-cking game in the history of history!
“what is ‘the legend of zelda?'”

“correct! 400 points.”
legend of zelda has got to be the best video game series known to earth history. especially twilight princess. what a f-cking bad-ss game.

with the cl-ssic link character somehow be the bravest thing anyone has ever seen to combat against horribly frightening monsters with ease. and saving the beautiful princess zelda or other characters that had been captured.

don’t know why its called the legend of zelda.. it should be called the legend of link. because zelda does sh-t all in every series.
“we should think about the legend of zelda, that link is the most courageous thing ever, in the history of hyrule.”

“link will save us all!”
“yes! let us put all the world’s hopes and expectations on his shoulders!”
“yay!”

poor link..
another video game series created by shigeru miyamoto that appeals to a more mature, harder thinking crowd than super mario brothers. awesome in the fact that link, the main character, as young as he is, explores and fights the monsters that are invading his homeland of hyrule.
the legend of zelda storyline:

zelda: save me link!
link: i will need to find a strategy guide first!
one of the most successful video game series up to date. this game was created by shigeru miyamoto and was first released in 1987 by nintendo for the nintendo entertainment system (nes).

the multiple games in the series consist of puzzles, variety of weapons & tools, battling of different creatures, intense boss battles, a great storyline, great soundtracks, and of course traveling through different lands and dungeons.

there have been around 20 zelda games released including re-releases on a different system. there has been at least one zelda game released for every nintendo console created.

the game features a hero named link (protagonist), a princess name zelda, the villain which varies, but most famously is ganondorf (antagonist), epona (his horse), and multiple other characters which varies with each game. besides key characters there are also a number of different races in the games including goron, zora, hylian, and gerudo. most of the zelda games are set in, but not limited to, the land of hyrule and generally have 8 dungeons (including the final boss dungeons).

in a nutsh-ll this game is basically about saving princess zelda and/or getting the triforce.
“it’s dangerous to go alone, take this.”-old man (legend of zelda, 1987)

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the best weight-loss solution ever.
i lost a lot of weight because i was so into legend of zelda that i forgot to eat for two days. when i finally did eat, it was just a cookie and water, and i planted my skinny self down to beat the water temple. equally as effective with sims 2.
an absolutely amazing game. it’s got adventure, beautiful music, and of course some violence. what could make it better. creator shigeru miyamoto is a genius, the series started in 1988.
person: what the f-ck is that game?
you: are you f-cking kidding me?!? it’s legend of zelda, how could you not know that?
a racsist game where an “evil” guerdo(black) guy named ganondorf captures the blond white zelda and aryan race link has to kill ganondorf.the guerdo are seen as either thiefs or pirates in the series, in twilight princess there is a man named barnes who sells bombs openly(weapons/explosives/terror dealer) bombs too. ganondorf changed green and not black so they can get away with racism. it teacxhes kids to be racists(all characters against ganondorf) cultive(3 godeses of light) terorists(gorons)
ganondorf : i just want to leave the guerdo valley(district 9) to live with the rest in hyrule(n-z- germany) but this link kid keeps beating me into submission(bullying)
barnes: buy a bomb and attached it to an arrow to make a bomb arrow(rpg) and get rid of your enemies(terorism)
link:yyyyyyaaaaaaaa( legend of zelda)

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