lego love- that person that will always tug your heart strings because they are that person that you tangle with perfectly; that when you smash your bodies together, embrace kindly, simply hold hands, hug, share dreams sweetly, you fit together in a manner in which certain legos fit together. that person that is your building block. that person that is your lego.
you are my lego, my lego love- we simply fit together perfectly, and are each other’s building block.
- fat basterd
a guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd my dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat -ss good for nothing fat basterd
- number two-ing
using a frozen t-rd as a d-ld- on your partner. (or yourself) i met this girl, she’s into number two-ing, think she’s a keeper
a name for a person who is mean and has toenail fungus. wow, tom is such a lancy
- fresh produce
the freshmen at one’s high school that one would f-ck with. “dude, wanna hit up the fish market for some fresh produce?” “what do you think of the fresh produce this year?” “wanna scope out the fresh produce after english cl-ss?”
- the american piledriver of destruction
sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the american flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as cam newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. america f-ck yeahhhhhhh!! […]