Lejeta
when you got something you really wanted and liked, and then, you here they made a better version of it.
ralph: “oh my god! i got the ipod nano 4th generation!”
-commerical-: “ever feel like you were listening to your ipod and something funny came along and you wish you could of took a video of it? well now you can with our new ipod nano 5th generation!
ralph: “g-d dammit! i just got lejeta!
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