Lemon Check
when a same s-x couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
when booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the “lemon check”.
janine – can i please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
hotel – yes that’s fine.
janine – do you mind that we are both women?
hotel – are you both attracive or butch?
janine – ….hangs up…
1:one who checks others lemons for firmness and/or juicyness.
2:a very perverted person who grabs a girls t-ts and sucks them as if they were a lemon.
b–bs lemons br–sts t-ts man juicy
1: the lemon check couldnt find any nice lemons to eat.
2: after enjoying the “lemons” mr.lemon check aka herbert the old man, decided to slice the lemon up and eat it raw.
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