lemon stealing whores
wh-r-s that steal our lemons
person 1: i hope the lemon stealing wh-r-s don’t steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i’d put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: -turns into lemon-
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