Lenape High School

a high school in medford, nj, in which students are from mt. laurel, nj. any true lenape indian would recognize: -the constant renevations, year round, every year, -mary jane, -the pipe in the school insignia, -you’ve seen atleast one c-ckroach or mouse, dead or alive, each semester, -expierenced, or had a friend smoking weed on campus, probably in a bathroom, -the notoriously sh-tty football team, -the amount of time it takes to exit the parking lots, -the underground walkway, -atleast one hall has no roof through out the year, -you’ve seen the roof cave in or leak, -the stupid freshmen wh-r-s, -our school newspaper is the smoke signal, and tried to find the correlation on how this relates to school, except for weed, -the ridiculously random music, -have skipped one cl-ss, every day, all year, and didnt get caught, -have had your spring break removed, -you know the quarky remarks of mrs. linda hammond, whether you know who she is or isnt, -you know that cheroke kids are just straight up f-cktards, -you know of mr. ladley, know hes funny, but dont know him -have experienced atleast 2 bomb threats, -you know that the book isles in the media center are useless, and are never used, -any presentation by the librarians, gets them off, and they rant for the full period, -have found that detention is pretty fun
lenape high school is a place where no student tries, but p-sses, and spends their time conmplating the next time they’re going to smoke a bowl with some friends they’ve never met before..
the sh-ttiest school you’ll ever find. the girls are wh-r-s and the guys are d-cks. there are bugs everywhere, including mice.most of the teachers don’t want to be there and they’re -ssholes about it. you don’t try, but yet you p-ss anyway. people smoke in the bathrooms and don’t get caught. teachers smoke weed with students and get fired. teachers look at p-rn during school(most of the teachers are creeps). the bus drivers are pedophiles, and the cops don’t give a sh-t. the cliques include : pot heads, prudes, nerds, sl-ts, black people, and a few chill people. the roofs are always breaking and the school is too poor to fix it. during the summer it gets hot as h-ll, and you’ll probably die of a heat stroke. most students don’t give a sh-t and just go to get it over with.
boy: yo, what school do you go to?
girl: lenape high school
boy: d-mn, that’s beat!