leoplorodon
magical beastie that uses its irregularly shaped p-n-s to find candy, then it covers the candy with its magical “juice” that causes hallucinations of blue and pink unicorns that bring you to candy mountian and remove your kidney.
~”it’s a leoplorodon charlie”
~”a magical leoplorodon”
~”it’s going to guide our way to candy mountain”
~”uh guys you do know that there’s no actual candy mountain right?”
~”shun the non-believer!”
~”shuuuuuuuuuuunah!”
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