Lerner’s Mom


1.the mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.woman who’s p-rnography alias is “iliiterate douche towel”
3.a synonym for -n-l princess
4.a s-x position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy sh-ts in her mouth
ex.1
midshipman 1 – “hey, what’d you do last night?”
midshipman 2 – “nothin really, just gave some chick a ‘lerner’s mom.'”

ex.2
i met this chick last night, she’s a real lerner’s mom if you catch my drift.
1. mother of lerner the greater and franklin, a turtle known for his reclusive habits.
2. cherry joy bessylance
3. pee pee
dude, have you seen lerner’s mom?
yeah, she’s legit.

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