lesbian 101
stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having s-x with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with that specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who’s never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: “what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul.” in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall pr-ne to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it’s heteros-xual counter part “frist love” it typically ends p-ssionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women’s studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.
jamie: hey amie! i hear you’ve got a moho girlfriend now, how’s that workin out?
amie: oh my god she’s amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we’ve only been 3 days but i know she’s the one! she, like, completes me! i’ve already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the s-x mind blowing!!!
jamie:… dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that…
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh…i’m afraid she hasn’t taken lesbian 101, and i totally don’t want to mess with that, you know?
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