lesbian m*ff mushing or just m*ff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their p*ss**s together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. after they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until… they get bored? i don’t really know how lesbian s*x works, i just know the move.
bekie: hey babe it’s our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
brittany: i thought we would indulge in some lesbian m*ff mushing.
bekie: awesome, i’ll call the ambulance to stand by.
- guilt respond
when you talk to someone and they don’t actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don’t seem rude for not answering you. so, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? a […]
- pheasant heart
when someone unzips their pants and puts one of their b*lls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they’ve ever seen a pheasant heart before. the person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart. andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) – hey chris, have […]
- cuddle jump
noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in s*xual relations “yo, the other day i was netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with susie.” “on our third date, tylan totally cuddle jumped me.”
- boone foster
an insanely cool human being that blows people away with everything he says because he is so awesome boone foster is cool.