Lesshafft
probably the coolest last name you’ll ever hear. if you meet someone with this last name you know you can trust them with your life. they are cool, trustworthy, loyal, kind, and total bad-sses. but don’t get on their bad side because if you do they will whoop your -ss….. hard. by the way its pr-nounced less-half. these people are fun and love to drink.
man that guy is a total f-cking bad-ss…. he must be a lesshafft
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