lesson amnesia
the act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.
deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. d-mn that lesson amnesia.
Read Also:
- Going to the Bank
after s-x, the man defecates into the woman’s -n-s through a clear gl-ss tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank. dude, i heard matt and annie were “going to the bank” last night. i wish i had seen that.
- fucking shit cock
1. often said when there is nothing better to say 2. used to express feelings of anger, bitterness, total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression 3. sean’s motto 1. “f-cking sh-t c-ck! where the h-ll are my shoes?” 2. “dude the cubs lost again! f-cking sh-t c-ck! i knew they would.” 3. […]
- golden guzzle
while getting a bl-wj-b from a prost-tute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating. the golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
- Golden Toe
the act of taking a friends sweaty sock, putting it on your c-ck while you whack off and, when finished, using it to wipe your -ss. dude, where’s my other sock? oh, sorry, i needed it for a golden toe. you b-st-rd, that was my favorite pair! yeah, that 100% wool was niiiice.
- goldfish clothes
clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank. i bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. first he complained they were too loose; now he says they’re too tight. none of my clothes […]