the koolest kuc-mber to ever grace this plane of existence
“it’s a lettuce boy”-faints-
a reiher is a german sir name. all the reihers in australia are related. but they aren’t just any family. they all have a touch of craziness. excitement. energy. descendants from barbie and ken have a ‘reiher laugh’ which cannot be typed. he’s a reiher. appreciate the attention he gives you.
a person who is known as spotty and lanky.usally has no friends f-ck off splodger
- hey boy hey
she wants the d. an intro to conversation usually aimed at planing the smashin. girl: hey boy hey! boy: sup gurl girl: wanna warm up my toaster strudel? boy: i’m coming.
pr-nounced: cur-vah-shu-s-ness-ness girl definition: when they got so many curves that curvy don’t work. mmmmm… guy/fat(large) definition: so large they had to make a new word. you can’t contain all this curvaciosnessness.
- p*ssy sheild
a p-ssy sheild is the equivalent to a c-ck block for guys. goddammit mom you’re such a p-ssy sheild!!! caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but margaret was a p-ssy sheild.