Lettuce poppin


similar to p-ssy poppin. discreetly explaining you just had s-x, but you can say it around your grandma and she won’t understand.
grandma: where were you last night?
pat: i was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
grandma: oh good, i was worried you were getting up to no good.
pat: -winks-

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