lettuceface
when a guy has a really great body but a really not great face. you’d love to have his body but you can definitely lettuce face go.
the healthier but equally unattractive option to the b-tterface.
“that guy at the beach had a slammin body but… dayyyum his face ruined it!”
“yeah he’s got a nice body but i’d lettuceface go”
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