Leveling up your paladin


a colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the “world of warcraft” paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. he pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you “download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive”.
after leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

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