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stray public hairs often seen in a urinal boss to employee at a bar: “right, charlie, this is third night you late this week – so you’re cleaning out the f*cking crabchord out the f*cking urinals for the rest of the month!”
- chip drinking
when you crush the remaining of your chips to make crumbs and pour it into your mouth. oh, matt totally was just chip drinking.
- sober sneak
“quietly moving around places you aren’t supposed to be with someone you aren’t supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance” i quit drinking but still want to have fun, let’s sober sneak later while your husband is at work.
a b**b job with mayo used as lube jeff and carey got drunk last night and he got a b**bwitch in the fridge