Leviticus
a hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when g-d was bored and wanted some lolz.
a few gems include:
eating sh-llfish is sinful – lev. 11:10
mandating the public stoning individuals who swear – lev. 25:10-16
h-m-s-xual lifestyle is an abomination – lev. 18:22
allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations lev. 25:44
cutting your hair is punishable by death lev. 19:27
even though the declaration of human rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
a punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. very charming. wears his pants too low and too tight. very hairy and partially italian. tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.
his pants are way too low and too tight, he must be leviticus.
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