Levy Corollary
a principle that states “the diameter of a woman’s hoop earrings is directly proportional to her level of promiscuity.”
the levy corollary is a filter used by men when trying to identify potential s-xual partners at a bar or club for single-night session of s-xual intercourse.
although the levy corollary can easily be used in a derogatory way (by women, their husbands/boyfriends who are within earshot, etc.), it should not. attire conforming to the levy corollary is useful for both males and females, as it signals a conscious intent to find s-xual activity. this helps to negate the chance of miscommunication or wasted effort on the behalf of both parties.
based upon the levy corollary, i knew that chick with hoops the size of a cd was ready to go!
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