lewber
a rare species of crab infested demons. this species is exclusive to california. as of today, there is only one living lewber. a lewber’s genitals are the size of a shrimp. most lewbers have an abundance of hair. the -n-s is bright red and looks ruptured. moisture around the -n-s indicates good health.
crystal: i just saw a lewber a few minutes ago. did you see it?
erika: no, and i’m glad i didn’t. it’s not a pretty sight.
crystal: for sure. it probably ate hot cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.
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