Lewddite


a portmanteau of lewd and luddite referring to a type of person that laughs and makes double entendres at every given opportunity whilst having some degree of disdain for technology.
m|g: “i would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the jones rubbish.”

h|r: “i agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn’t taste fresh – it comes all the way from china or vietnam …and i like firm melons.”

m|g: “ha ha! i like bananas with cream.”

h|r: “he, he, he!”

p-sserby: “bl–dy lewddites!”

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