lexicographer
one who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).
lexicographers gather at urban dictionary.
someone who writes a dictionary and sh-t
that motherf-cker is a lexicographer.
lex-see-call-ghra-fer
a harmless drudge.
lexicographers have some of the least respected jobs in the world.
-really smart people who actually know what they’re saying when they say it (unlike the rest of the world)
-elves that work at the bcd
-resident experts on just about everything you need to know
-the people you want to call as “phone a friends” for who wants to be a millionaire
lexicographers will one day rule the world
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