library nazi

a librarian who is strict and hot tempered.
librarian: “hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don’t make me tell you twice!” studentsays toother student. “wow mrs. b is one hard -ss library n-z-!”
usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. she is the kind of old bag who will tell you to “shush!” because you’re talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. she is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a sp-ce reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless har-ssment of the students. in short, she’s a stupid old b-tch.
g-dd-mn library n-z-.
a s-xually frustrated woman who converts bottled up s-xual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. she will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, “no sitting on the tables” and “no loud talking”. to sum up, library n-z-s are generally undesirable women with large ghetto -sses.
tabitha is the epitome of a library n-z-
a women who has nothing better to do than to make sure that there are no more than 4 to a table and that there is absolutly nothing fun going on
diane is a library n-z-
an old women who gives you the evil eye when you walk into her library. who constantly stalks you in the library waiting for you to either- leave a chair out, sit on a table, talk to someone, or replace a book on the shelf.
first day i walked into the library i got yelled at by this lady. she said ” i’ve already told you once to get out and you didnt now leave” god she was such a library n-z-
a s-xually frustrated woman who converts bottled up s-xual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. she will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, “no sitting on the tables” and “no grunting noises”. to sum up, library n-z-s are generally undesirable women with large ghetto -rs-s.
tabitha is the epitome of a library n-z-
that @#$%- who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like “i’m going to report you kids! how dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! you are blocking off the other students from getting books!” when there is absolutely no student anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.
man, my school is f—ed up because of that library n-z-!
a person who is pedantic in library rules.
your mom is a library n-z-!

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