Lichenthropy


a disease that transforms a person into a symbiotic fungus every full moon. it is contracted from rocks that bite. once a person is afflicted, they can potentially spread it to others via biting.
once the doctor came to the conclusion that the villagers had been afflicted by lichenthropy, he warned his -ssistants that werefungi were about.

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