creative lying to cover the falling down drunken antics of another person by making it appear they are having a diabetic siezure.
when he stumbled and broke a mirror of a strangers car, i asked if they had any sugar for jake…he’s a lie-abetic.
osmer is a word for someone who is incredibly s*xy but a tiny p*n*s girl 1: oh he’s hot girl 2: oh but he’s an osmer girl 1: oh he’s hot girl 2: oh but he’s an osmer
to carry on a normal conversation face-to-face person while stealthily wearing a bluetooth headset and answering a call mid-sentence and conversing with both parties. yo, chris was over the day explaining the matrix to me and he yakjacked me out of nowhere, took a call from tech support
- greyjoy employer
inst*tution that never hires interns or entry-level staff. they do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field. why are you even applying at that cr*ppy greyjoy employer? you haven’t got a chance unless you come with 10 […]
- malted state
condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quant*ties of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. oftentimes *ssociated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled. “debbie, how on earth did you wake up with dan? he’s such a douche!” […]