Lieutenant Dan
a true american hero, a man who had a destiny. forrest gump’s lieutenant in vietnam who gets his legs amputated. later, he helps forrest get rich with bubba gump shrimp.
ice cream, lieutenant dan!
the act of picking up an amputee (legless) for s-x. see acrotomophilia
vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!
the act of having s-x with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like lieutenant dan from the oscar winning film forrest gump.
“yo, so did you cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??” “neither. i pulled the lieutenant dan, tied her legs back, made her c-m like forrest gump running home.”
“ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan’d last night…”
a style of modern urban survival. based upon an australian legend “the everyday man”.
if you happen to lose your leg due to a random chainsaw or knitting accident you still show up for your mates bbq with carton of beer and half a cow for the plate. you just pulled a lieutenant dan.
a 1991 grey dodge caravan with a kal tire sticker on the back. derived from forrest gumps “lietenant dan”.
“hey guys! here comes lietenant dan!”
“lieutenant dan is a niiice ride!”
during intercourse with a woman, before c-mming, the man chops off the woman’s leg, thus making her like liuetenant dan from forrest gump
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