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• Hairbloker (n.)

  the person employed or otherwise obliged to -ssist in the removal of personal hair growths. r: any chance you could do me a big favour b: yez baws r: and be my hairbloker (n.)? see also: doo hickey hairsmoker barber mandresser stylist hairsheila

• half century

  a bag of marijuana that is considered a 50 bag. the amount of marijuana varies based on the quality. (for further understanding see “dime bag” or “nickel bag.” the 50 dollar bag, we call that half century. yo, i went to jamaal this morning and asked for the usual, half century, and he gave me […]

• Ham Clam

  a term referring to a woman’s b-tt and/or b-tthole. bro #1: hey brah, can i talk to you for a second? bro #2: yeah what’s up broski? bro #1: i got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam. bro #2: wicked nice brah. wicked nice.

• Hameer

  a unit of time equivalent to 20 minutes in 2 hameers, the sun will set.

• Hammered and Sickled

  the act of getting hammered off of a russian alcohol, typically vodka. the term comes from the flag of the former soviet union (present day russia), a hammer and sickle. ivan- what’s borris been drinking? vlad- he just downed 3 bottles of smirnoff in like a minute! ivan- sh-t, he must be hammered and sickled!

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