life grips


slang for extremely large fake br–sts.
if i’m ever floating out in open water, i hope i’m with pam anderson, ’cause there ain’t no way i’ll ever sink with them life grips of hers! holler.
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the opposite of death grip.
a grip so tight even chuck norris’s round house kick would have trouble breaking.” ” hes studied…. life grip, we cant even hope to win.

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