Life of Pi
book by yann martel about piscine molitor patel and his adventures afloat with a tiger named richard parker.
i saw a copy of life of pi in the bookstore in nyack and it had a totally different cover than my copy. i’m gonna buy it!
a 100 chapter novel by yann martel. this highly symbolic and intricately woven tale is either the most crazy and symbolic book you will ever read in your life, or the longest and most boring books you will ever read in your life, depending on what teacher discuses it with you.
i p–ped my pants today during the lecture on the book life of pi!
the most f-cking boring and longest book i was ever forced to read. in the end the main character says the whole story was a lie anyway, so you end up waisting about two months of your life for a sh-tty ending.
person#1: dude i have to take notes over every chapter in life of pi for literature.
person#2: that f-cking sucks. just go to sparknotes.com print out theirs.
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