LifeChurch.tv
the best frickin church on earth! the only church i’ve actually looked forward to going to. g-d is going to change the way church is done in the entire world through this place. the music rocks and the communion crackers aren’t stale.
“i’m going to go to lifechurch.tv this weekend to learn how to have great s-x and how cats are from the devil.”
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