a lesbian who has never had s-x with a male.
sarah: i wish i’d never slept with a man before i met you.
jane: ahhh then you’d be a lifetime lesbian…like me.
keslyn is the biggest sl-t you will be ever know. if someone calls you a keslyn that means you’re a hoe. you’d such a f-cking keslyn!!
- lil broomstick
young cashregister, a.k.a, lil broomstick was first popularized july 17, 2017, and ever since has left views and fans in awe at his sheer rapping skills. lil broomstick is a hip hop artist with only one song, yet millions of fans. “lil broomstick is the greatest rapper of 2017.”
- russian neckbrace
when an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral s-x helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until i p-ssed out
- rory humor
when you tell a hilarious joke that other people find offensive or uncomfortable. usually the humor is at the expense of another. apparently only 1 person laughed when i told that great joke. but they just don’t get rory humor.
a way to define those who are great at keeping secrets. annie and nicole didn’t want to spill any information the greatest secretologists we have ever known.