Lifetime Original Movie
a particular cinematic genre, characteristic of but not limited to the lifetime network, a/k/a “television for women who conform to our distorted stereotype of our target demographic”.
an extremely ominous phrase, “lifetime original movie” heralds the advent of extreme tear-jerky melodrama, much gratuitous violence against (upper-middle-cl-ss white) women, and an unsubtle implication that men exist only to harm and exploit women.
the phrase can also refer to real-life versions of similar over-the-top pseudofeminist melodrama.
whoa … we are dealing with some heavy lifetime original movie here.
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