Ligeia
one of the sirens of greek legend; edgar allen poe character; woman infatuated with having long throbbing black c-cks stuffed snugly in her dripping wet p-ssy and lightly lubed -ss; bukakke aficionado and partic-p-nt; inventor of the c-m omelette
“that b-tch has got one bruvah f-ckin her p-ssy, and another bruvah with his c-ck in her -ss! straight-up gettin her ligeia on!”
a siren of legend whose hypnotic song of erotically arousing lyrics of threesomes inspires stone-like erections in hapless men, followed by an all consuming desire to devour her p-ssy at great length, then pound it into submission doggystyle until she wails in ecstacy
dude, did you see that girl? she just looked at me and i j-zzed in my pants…what a ligeia!
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