Light Saber Fight
its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their d-cks. then half way through the fight, one cries out “luke i am your father!!”
person 1: “hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?”
person 2: “are we going to have a light saber fight tonight?”
person 1: “oh yeah!!”
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