Lightning Crotch


when your v-g-n-l area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

most common in pregnant women due to the baby’s position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the v-g-n-).
“ugh, becky, i have lightning crotch so bad!”
“well, that’s what happens in your third trimester.”
a person with blonde hair and blonde p-b-s.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.
“whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!”
“its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire”

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